Mike found this on someone else’s blog today and we laughed so hard. Maybe we’re the only ones who can relate, but we found it all too true!
I decided to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided mycar needs washing.
As I started toward the garage, I noticed that there is mail on the porch tablethat I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can underthe table, and notice that the can is full.
So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox when I take out thegarbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. Myextra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my deskwhere I find a can of Coke that I had been drinking.
I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the coke aside sothat I don’t accidentally knock it over. I see that the coke is getting warm,and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the countercatches my eye– they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I’vebeen searching for all morning. Then I decide I better put them back on mydesk, but first I’m going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water andsuddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realizethat tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but Iwon’t remember that it’s on the table, so I decide to put it back in the denwhere it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spilled on the floor.So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill,then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
—-the car isn’t washed,
—-the bills aren’t paid,
—-there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
—-the flowers don’t have enough water,
—-there is still only 1 check in my checkbook,
—-I can’t find the remote,
—-I can’t find my glasses,
—-and I don’t remember what in the word I did with the car keys!
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled,because I know I was busy all day long, and I’m really tired.